Some Drakkar Noir Wearing Dexter with a Boner

[Intro]
The most important thing to remember is that this is your time. Make the best use of it. Do not dwell on intruding thoughts. Do not think about things that have to be done, things you should have done. Put them all aside for about 20 minutes. All cares and worries aside, this is your time

[Verse 1]
When I met you, I was seven years into a five year bad luck streak (Five year bad luck streak!)
Where I was looking like an idiot and you were the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up up up up up up! Yeah! PICK IT UP!)

[Verse 2]
Threw all caution to the wind, asked myself "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
Cause even if you laughed at me, I'd spend the rest of my days remembering your smile

[Outro]
There are things in my life I'll never understand
And number one is how you ever gave me a chance
And number two is freshmen economics, it's the only class I got less than a B in
(Number three!) is why people vote against their best interests
(Number four!) is what my kids like about YouTube idiots
(Number five!) Go back to number one because seriously, it's not just your looks, you're just so much smarter than me too
Maybe it's my confidence?