Take Your Shirt Off

[Intro]
(Bum-ba-dum, bum-ba-da-da-da-da-dum)
(Bum-ba-dum, bum-ba-da-da-da-da) A'ight, guys
(Dum-da-da, dum-ba-da-da-da-da) This some rap ish in G
Watch me for the changes and uh, try to keep up (Bum-ba-dum, bum-ba-da-da-da-da)

[Verse 1]
See me in the moment
Scheming on this rotisserie gold and roast beef
Hoping it's a "Go, team", okay
I'ma make the most of this showtime
Offering this easy pay option, what I'm talking about is

[Chorus]
I'ma take my shirt off
And you can take yo' shirt off (That's right)
And I'ma take my shirt off
So you can take your shirt off

[Verse 2]
Lambs to the slaughter, lending these broads
Like lapdogs, that Polly wanna crack or
Hats off to these La Cocarachas
All grabbing they crotch like they Randy the Macho
Nacho man for the job, just dance for me, darling
I'm balling, it's bothering me that you still got your top on
You're botching my plan that depends on your top coming off of your body
Now, come on

[Chorus]
I'ma take my shirt off
And you can take yo' shirt off (That's right)
And I'ma take my shirt off
So you can take your shirt off

[Verse 3]
Ayo, it's easy, thirty CC's of a sea breeze
Centerfold sheets, and wolves to these she's and
Bulls to these beats, and bullets in a briefcase
Beef cakes standin' like "Look at me, baby"
Looky here, I been ninety X for a year
Now I'm good in leotards
Now I'm good in scenes that aren't appropriate for teen awards
More gasoline, come on, pour it on the fire and
Make it seem warm, so

[Chorus]
I'ma take my shirt off
And you can take yo' shirt off (That's right)
And I'ma take my shirt off
So you can take your shirt off

[Verse 4]
Can I get a witness? You and me in a game of strip chess
Where less is more, so we get undress
Miss naked from the waist neck down, take a pic and
Send it to me in a message, all the best
I'ma get miffed if I don't see skin, and
It's alright, 'cause we're all friends here
Just how nature intended, we're meant to pair down
When the temperature gets up there, and

[Chorus]
I'ma take my shirt off
And you can take yo' shirt off
'Cause I'ma take my shirt off
Then you can take your shirt off
And I'ma take my shirt off
And you can take yo' shirt off
And I'ma take my shirt off
So you can take your shirt off
I'ma take my shirt off
So you can take yo' shirt off

[Outro]
Guess you guys aren't ready for that
But the blogs are gonna love it