There Ain’t No Sanity Clause

[Verse 1]
Coogie's got the scabies now he's down on all fours
Hasn't helped his drumming, changing hands for paws
Afraid he's quarantined, means no more foreign tours
Ah-ha, there ain't no sanity clause

[Chorus]
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

[Verse 2]
Ace's got a visit from a guy named Drac'
Says he's from the blood bank, wants his ten pints back
Singer's rather sickly, when it rains it pours
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

[Chorus]
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clausе
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, thеre ain't no sanity clause

[Verse 3]
Did you expect that I would believe
The tale you told last Christmas Eve?
About a man, that man is fat and round
Delivers gifts without a sound

[Refrain]
Here comes Uncle Nick (Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause)
Let's give him some stick (Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause)
Here comes Uncle Nick (Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause)
Let's give him some stick (Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause)

[Verse 4]
Tracii's out of order 'cause he thinks he's Jaws
Biting lady punters on the Norfolk Broads
Johnny plays the bass, he's just debased that's all
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

[Outro]
(Oh no) There ain't no sanity clause
(Oh no) There ain't no sanity clause
(Oh no) There ain't no sanity clause
(Oh no) There ain't no sanity clause
Oh, ho, ho, ho