I Hate Children

[Verse 1]
Another child born to the house
(I hate children)
Raise him right so he won't be a mouse
(I hate children)
I hate it when they make lots of noise
(I hate children)
And I broke my neck tripping over their toys
(I hate children)

[Chorus]
Shut your mouth you stupid little brat
What you need's a smack smack smack
If I had my way I'd give you all away

[Verse 2]
I hate the crying that they make
(I hate children)
Screaming and whining for a piece of cake
(I hate children)
I hate getting up late at night
(I hate children)
To check and see if the crying baby's alright
(I hate children)

[Chorus]
Shut your mouth you stupid little brat
What you need's a smack smack smack
If I had my way I'd give you all away

[Verse 3]
Now you're had you little monstrous kid
(I hate children)
It's of you that I'll be rid
(I hate children)
Do you see this toy it's called a gun
(I hate children)
And if you wanna live you'd better run
(I hate children)

[Chorus]
Shut your mouth you stupid little brat
What you need's a smack smack smack
If I had my way I'd give you all away

[Outro]
I hate children
I hate children
I hate children
I hate children
Kill all children dead