A Toast to Men (Fuck the Men)

[Intro: Willa Ford]
Girls, I'd like to make a toast on the behalf of men

Here's to the men we love
Here's to the men who love us
Here's to the men we love who don't love us
Fuck the men
Let's drink to us!

Here's to the men we love to love
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us

Ah, ah
Ooh

That's right, boys!

[Verse 1: Lady May]
There was this tattoo artist partied for hours
Huge in the pants
Loved to screw in the shower
Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer

I shoulda dumped him
But I was too coward
Til I met this schoolboy that studied at Howard

Nerdy
But he calls and be sending me flowers
I'm feeling him
But had to get rid of him
Nerd boy turned out to be a minuteman

[Chorus x2:]
Here's to the men we love to love
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us
Fuck the men
Let's drink to us, y'all

[Verse 2: Lady May]
I've been with boys with baldies
Boys with hair curly
Boy's in their 30s
Boys that ain't worthy
Boys I fell for
Slept with too early

Boys with dicks straight
Boys with dicks curvy
Boys locked up in the bing
I fucked boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns
All this talk men is ridiculous
Fuck the men
Let's drink to us!

[Repeat Chorus:]

[Lady May:]
Willa has something to say

[Willa Ford:]
Thanks, Lady May

[Verse 3: Willa Ford]
Take it on now
Girls give the eyes what they want to see
Take it on now
Girls be whatever you want to be

Crazy ladies
Tight-ass bodies
Let 'em know we came to party

Live it up now
Boys got your eyes on that lady
Live it up now
'Cuz she won't be your baby

Go home lonely
Leave you horny
It's a girls night afterparty

Fuck 'em all
'Cuz men don't have nothing but dicks on us
Fuck 'em all
'Cuz they soft then beg us to strap on us
Get your big "O"
No love making
Let him know his bitch was faking

Here's to the men we love to love
(Hmm, I wonder who that could be?)
Here's to the men in love with us
Here's to the men who pass on us
Fuck the men
Let's drink to us, y'all

[Repeat Chorus x2:]

Ooh, ooh!
Oh my God
Did I just say that?

That's right, girls
There's a sorority anthem for ya
Fuck the men
Let's drink to us, y'all!