Intro

Welcome
A man who thinks with his own mind
Glad you could join us

The tofu was not as firm as I’m used to, and the quinoa was tragically overcooked
It’s hard to wear your heart on your sleeve when you're rocking a tank top and compassion is completely shook
Tried to outrun the memories I’m competing with so I did about 90 on the highway
I’m usually open to suggestions, but unfortunately my tolerance is closed Sunday to Friday
Cleaning out my closet, found old M&Ms and Hershey Kisses
Faded tour shirts and poems about the sun
Prepared a performance for our dinner date and actually rehearsed for this one so I hoped that you would come
I’ve never been the type to fondle legacies, but what you’re leaving's too beautiful to resist
And I’ve come to introduce a new theory that can only be described as Achems Razor with a twist
To fall sound asleep only count eighth notes, and tune guitars to the pitch of your dreams
Keep a bulletproof self-esteem and make sure it’s not buried in a ditch with your screams
My GPS says I’m 3 miles away, barring any traffic or overflowing moats
Now this path has been under construction for weeks due to the aftermath of candid Facebook posts
Graduated Suma Cum Laude 'cause my auxiliary jetpack charges on a mini USB
And I told my army of clones that the world would function a little better if there was a few less of me
I look in the mirror and see the reflection of the back of my head can’t help but to tap myself on the shoulder
And tell him that they’ll love you 'til they can’t use you for anything else, that’s just one of the lessons I learned as I got older
Imitation of life in black and white is actually one of my favorite cinematic works
And for some reason, when I’m stressed, I walk like an Egyptian, I guess it’s just one of my enigmatic quirks
Now in the blink of any eye, it was gone, held an eyelash on the fingertip and said, "Make a wish"
Logic loses its luster when it’s overused, but if sprinkled with chaos it’s a captivating dish

Welcome
A man who thinks with his own mind
A dangerous man