It's like receiving hate mail written with poison pens
Sinking in red letters piling up under the chin
Swimming in British Gas, Council Tax and Thames Water
British Telecom letters backdated from last quarter go
'Dear Mr. O, from our records it shows
Your bills are overdue, so you need to pay what you owe
Please send me the payment, for the full amount
By cash, cheque, direct debit or budget account, now
However, if you've already paid ignore the letter
If you don't pay up in seven days we'll send the debt collectors'
I get, one red letter after one red letter