Unpossible

(Intro)

(Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga! Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got, you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with...nigga...)

(Verse)
Often resort to self-immolation when impatient
Shelving anchors, sedate raping geisha's
And stealing spaceships, hiding many faces
(what, like Satan?), just bought a new fucking
Condo that's hell adjacent (oh), mind racing
Bitch locked in my basement
Play a game of chasey and fuck her til she's chafing
Giving fake directions to random pedestrians
Maybe stealing babies and your grandmothers pension
Stressing, raving, skull flaming, complaining
Frustrated talking in layman's
(haha) fucking always hating shaving
Not loving Raymond, enjoying Larry David
And playing Late Registration, (you secure that shit)
Face to the pavement screaming don’t rape me (uh)
Empathetic watching lethal weapon fucking sweating
Indecisiveness got me second guessing every question
Fucking pheasants to feed to peasants
Spacey like Kevin (FUCK), revering reverends
Forever running errands, but to my merit (yeah)
Killing dreams, I got Peter Pan up in my minivan
I'm not Van Damme or Jon Hamm
Would love a Boards of Canada panorama
Pan the camera back to Pamela Adlon, Jared and Jensen (uh)
Tastes expensive, and opposed to renting
Fucking swim with fins at the bottom of the Loch Ness
Like my strawberries how I like my fucking women
(how?) topless (oh)..

(Outro)
(All right sweethearts, you heard the man, you know the drill! Hudson come here, come HERE!)
(Hahahaha)