Today Is Payday Too

It's a wonderful day to rob a bank
Maybe even two
It’s a wonderful day to start a gang
Made of me and you

When Christmas comes
Everybody’s having fun
And no one’s ever expecting
That a heist is being brewed

It’s a wonderful day to hit a store
Everything’s up for grabs (and I mean everything!)
And even when you think you’re done, well
Go back and get some more bags (Fucking shit ton of bags!)

And just remember
As you send your gifts away for the crew
That today is Payday too!

Take it away fellas!
Give me more fucking horns!
Come on!
Alright, that’s enough

It’s a wonderful day to rob a bank
Maybe two or three (four, five, I don’t care)
How else could we get the money
To buy a nice, big Christmas tree? (With baubles on!)

So just remember
As you send your gifts away for the crew
That today is Payday too!

Gimme that guitar you bastard
Aww yeah, I still fuckin'got it

When Christmas comes
Everybody's having fun
And no fucker is expecting
That a heist is being brewed

So just remember
As you send your gifts away for the crew
That today is Payday too!

Yeah, merry fucking Christmas!