The Rapp Store

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the App Store where we don't keep crap stored
If you don't agree, then step to the backdoor
We've got thousands of stacks, mountains of Apps
Where's my water? You'll drown in a flash
We only accept five star reviews
So if I were you I'd change that two
If you don't wanna put me in a violent mood
I'll slice through you like a Times Two Fruit
They'll be backlash if you chat back
Snap backs in a snap back
Snap that and then put it on my SnapChat
Never downloaded a crap app, that's that
When Tap Tap Revolution came out I'd loose it
Tapping notes in time to the music, I never knew it could be
So much fun tapping lines on a screen
In time to the beat, never thought I would see
An explosion of games taking over the stage
Bloon tower defence, it was all of the rage
Monkeys firing darts at will
Higher in the levels, they're hard to kill
Some apps are useful like Maps from Google
Or educational to teach a class of pupils
So a lot aren't even meant for fun
But none of them compare to Temple Run
It was one of the first of the endless runners
Now it's got an endless list of brothers
No matter how many they're never equal
None ever even made a sequel
But no one can catch up to Ketchapp
They dominate the market with all the best apps
There seems to be new ones every week
I can't keep track of the stuff they've released
I try to keep up to date with the updates
But when there's like eighty that need updating
I have to keep waiting
So it's quite hard to keep up mate
You probably think this chaps amazing
How can he rap so much about applications
I love these apps that a fact a statement
And I'm always waiting for the next app sensation

[Chorus]
Tap, t-tap, tap, tap, tap
Downloading a crap more
Welcome to the App Store
Tap, t-tap, tap, tap, tap
Sound and flow, it lacks flaws
Welcome to the Rapp Store
Tap, t-tap, tap, tap, tap
Downloading a crap more
Welcome to the App Store
Tap, t-tap, tap, tap, tap
Sound and flow, it lacks flaws
Welcome to the Rapp Store

[Verse 2]
Slice you in half, I'm a Fruit Ninja
Already got a girl, don't use Tinder
I'm skilled at rap, not a rookie spitter
Thumbs still hurt from Cookie Clicker
King really know what a buff man needs
When I'm done crushing skulls I can crush candies
I'm building up armies and master plans
To take down your base in the Clash Of Clans
When I charge I'm the only one that can be heard
Flying hard at you like an Angry Bird
Play Subway Surfer, unlock all the characters
When I'm on the track I don't get stopped by the barriers
I'm Bouncing Ball, I'm like a pogo stick
I can test my knowledge in a Logo Quiz
You can try and run away, this bloke won't miss
Guns get loaded like your photos did
This'll be easy like it's PvZ
You know that your never gunna beat C.G
If you want beef with me
I'll put up my defence like it's BTD
But don't get it misconstrude, I don't wanna put up my fists to you
I just wanna rap a bit and have a little laugh with it and collect all the animals in Disco Zoo
Girl yells at me in a bossy tone
I ignore her and play some Crossy Road
Hopping and dodge some cars and trains
Unlock a dog that's Marmalade
Hiding away in the dark for days, why are they addictive, it's hard to say
But you cannot stop once you start to play

[Chorus]
Tap, t-tap, tap, tap, tap
Downloading a crap more
Welcome to the App Store
Tap, t-tap, tap, tap, tap
Sound and flow, it lacks flaws
Welcome to the Rapp Store
Tap, t-tap, tap, tap, tap
Downloading a crap more
Welcome to the App Store
Tap, t-tap, tap, tap, tap
Sound and flow, it lacks flaws
Welcome to the Rapp Store