The Place That I Call Home

[Verse 1: Jedbrii]
Yo
Welcome to the capital the place that I call home
Where it's incredibly rational to play COD and get stoned
It's the eighth week in a row, of just blazing [?]
The bongs I'm hittin', got me thinking "Should I take my shit and go?" But hell no
I think I'm just in need of a [?] and a quick feed
From Kingsley's cause simply
They've got the best chicken, but nek minnit
Something up in the sky made me rub my eyes and now my head's trippin'
Wiggin' out a little bit and just wondering why
That there's a whale that has tits for limbs that sits and chills in the sky
Such a ridiculous sight, was he fuckin' hittin' the pipe?
Sounds like a crystal-clear idea but I'm still a little surprised
But never mind I feel alright, for the chicks up in Civic
Too bad my mates got two blunts so it looks like we're hitting up Fyshwick
These lyrics are kidding, even for Jedbrii that's a bit heavy
I'd rather get some weed and prestige and just kick it like Messi (Yo, check it)

[Verse 2: Mattrix]
Ay
The Berra the bomb, better wherever you from
We got Belconnen, Civic, Woden and Tuggeranong
Travel on Action buses
Kids at the interchange love actin' thuggish, I am
From a town that's surrounded with mountains
It's got a big ass lake, with a big ass fountain
Grab a paddle boat and float while you scope the surroundings
That's parliament house, home of the shittest cunts around
Yeah, there's Limestone Av' and Northbourne Flats
If you go there, you won't go, back
Rest in Peace to Lindsay the windscreen washer
That dude used to squeegee proper
Some peeps want to leave these streets but fuck that
I mean, I'm keen to go travel but I'll always come back
Valley for life, that's the place to be
Matty-Trix on the mic reppin' A.C.T and I'm out

[Verse 3: Jimmy Pike]
Uh, Someone chuck me a fucking microphone
I'm kinda dope when I'm rhymin' flows at the Hyperdome
You should have seen the size of cones Geoffrey might have smoked
And I don't know I'm kinda broke, I still buy a line of coke
I gotta buy my groceries hopefully I can float
This 10 bucks till next month, light a smoke so that I can choke
Now I'm driving home and hopefully I can coast
Car's got a mind of its own, it stopped on the side of the road
At least that I'm in a city with the nicest blokes
Rang everyone that I know, no one could drive me home
Aw, fuck, yo, now I need to buy a phone
Cause I just threw a fucking tantrum at Canberra decided to throw it
Yo, my temper's explosive, and my Honda exploded
So what's the diagnosis? This place is just fuckin' hopeless
Trix chuck us a tinny, what the fuck are Coronas?
And I will pierce this fucking mic like laser loaders
And I was born here, ten years old, bought beer
Sick beer, more beers, drinking "Here, here, course, yeah"
I just roll with the punches, and I stole your new crutches
Could give a fuck about parole you motherfuckers
Yeah, I'm holding a grudge with the police and hopefully they fold 'em fuck it
Already over my budget might as well tell them to suck it
[?] fuck me dead

[Outro: Jimmy Pike]
Canberra
J–J–J–J–J–Jim Jones
Yeah, reppin'
A–Australi–A.C.T
Bitch
Bitch
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