The No Game No Life Rap

Aschente!

Aschente!

A world of gaming, I’ve been waiting for this day to come
The way we play our enemies, see we make em run
They try to quit with rage, not until we say we’re done

Now our life’s a game, and you know we’re Player 1

No we never play for fun, when it comes to domination

All these scrubs got to find a better way to keep up
With our strategy

They mad at me
And Shiro
When we take that dub

Undefeatеd, now we gaining ranks
I’ll be cheatin if I see a lady with cakе

The dream team, yeah we shake n bake

Leave em speechless, that’s why they call us Blank

Nothing to say

You think you got the upperhand, well I beg to differ

Swear it to the pledges, then I’ll bet that we’re the winners

Shiro sees the future, and nobody can resist her

Why is it so weird with my sister?

Rising to the kings of humanity
Immanity
GLHF if you want to beat me
GG
Only victory can please me
No we never take a single loss

Aschente!

Rising to the god of games, easily
Magicless
GLHF if you want to beat me
Please please
Lustin after me is creepy
But we never take a single loss

Aschente!

I feel like cheatin seein all these women roam the city
Man I love humanity, mostly humans with big ol titties
Angels thirstin cause I’m witty
Furry girls are lookin pretty

As the best gamer, I’ll never lose my virginity

No it isn’t black and white when playing high stakes
Got a girl here by my side, and I call her my checkmate
Now we changing our fate
Roll the dice, that’s eyes of a snake
2 v 1, chance of winning now erased
Flip a coin, I’m the one that you will face
Wear your heart upon your sleeve, well I only wear a crown in that place
But you think I’m tryin to bluff? Look I got a pocket ace

Human lives matter, but I’ll wager my entire race
For the cuteness

You think you got the upperhand, we became the victors

Put this country on the map, like it was our Civ turn

Shiro sees the future, and nobody can resist her

Why is it so weird with my sister?

Rising to the kings of humanity
Immanity
GLHF if you want to beat me
GG
Only victory can please me
No we never take a single loss

Aschente!

Rising to the god of games, easily
Magicless

GLHF if you want to beat me
Please please
Lustin after me is creepy
But we never take a single loss

Aschente!