The Fine Printing on the Label of a Bottle of Non-Alcohol Beer
Adrian Louis
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The Chiefs are winning
and I’m on the couch waiting
For the second half of their grunt tussle against the Redskins to begin
By ancient Indian habit
I dash to the fridge for more suds
For four years running now
It's been this sad non-alcohol beer
For me and my liver
As usual, I read the health warning
Before I drink the ersatz brew
On the bottle's label, it says
"My brother
You are pouring this illusion
Down your throat because you are an alcoholic
Child of alcoholic parents
And they were the alcoholic children of your alcoholic grandparents."
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