The Bible

I read The Bible
I highlight what's important
I highlight the whole thing
It really is a "good book"

I think there's more truth in here
Than a phone book
I think all of it is true
Except the part that says God exists

He loves that great old book
It's funnier than a Far Side cartoon

I like religion
It gives dumb people something to do
That isn't scratching lottery tickets
It's sort of the same thing

He likes religion
Whenever I walk into a church
All I ever tend to think is
"What a great apartment this would make"
Wow

In case you want to read it
I won't tell you how it ends