Super Gran Theme Song

Stand back Superman, Ice Man, Spiderman
Batman and Robin too
Don't wanna cause a ruckus, but B.A. Baracus
Have I got a match for you!
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies
She's got more bottle than United Dairies
Hang about! Look out! For Super Gran!

(Su-su-Super Gran! Su-su-Super Gran!)

You can take your heroes, your Robert De Niros
Your Al Pacino too
And big Stallone is just another phony
He couldn't lace her shoes!
After her, they're all big girls' blouses
She's got more front than a row of houses...
Hang about! Look out! For Super Gran!

(Su-su-Super Gran! Su-su-Supergran!)

She's a serious granny, (Supеr Gran!)
A serious granny! (Super Gran!)
She'll do thе things that you never saw your granny do...

Scunner Campbell: Is there nothing that she cannae do?!

Guitar solo

On your bike, Wonder Woman! Let's just say you had it coming
This one is for real
Charlie's Angels, pack it in before it gets embarrassing
This lady's solid steel!
She comes on strong like a Bengal Lancer
She makes you all look like a bunch of chancers...
Hang about! Look out! For Super Gran!

(Su-su-Super Gran!)

Hang about! Look out! For Super Gran!

(Su-su-Super Gran! Su-su-Super Gran!) [Repeat to end]