Status Report

[Spock]
The intermix chamber and containment field are stable
I'll get to the warp core and assess it's state when I'm able (Why?)

[Pike (Spoken)]
Where is that music coming from?

[Ortegas (Spoken)]
Not from anywhere on the ship

[Spock]
Apologies, the most confounding thing:
I appear to be singing

[Uhura (Spoken)]
I have sickbay for you, sir

[Spock]
Most unusual, so peculiar

[Chapel & M'Benga]
We can confirm there are no injuries, just the daily mundane

[Chapel]
A headache, a splinter

[M'Benga]
A left ankle sprain

[Pike]
It's happening again

[Chapel & M'Benga]
Why are we singing?
Apologies, the most confounding thing:
Wе appear to be singing
Most unusual, so peculiar

[Pike (Spoken)]
Liеutenant Ortegas, status report

[Ortegas]
Ortegas is at the helm
The pilot's seat, is my realm
We're in a field, surrounded
Still, flight systems steady
Impulse engines ready

[Una]
At the console, systems initialising
Life support robust, now finalising
We'll check inertial dampeners to see if they're hampered
All is okay
It appears that all is okay

[La'an]
Security detects no threats
We'll do a personnel overhaul, no decks unchecked
All tactical functions are steady
Phaser banks, deflector shields, all at the ready

[All (With echoes)]
Apologies, the most confounding thing
We appear to be singing
Most unusual, so peculiar

[Spock]
All systems stable

[Pelia]
All systems stable

[Chapel]
All systems stable

[M'Benga]
All systems stable

[Una]
All systems stable

[La'an]
All systems stable

[James]
All systems stable

[Pike]
But why are we singing?!