I have an ex-girlfriend who says
I'm the reason she's a whore
As if my lack of attention found a way
To make her dress hit his floor
A former friend that claims
I'm the reason for his shortcomings
As if his drug-ridden mind
Is not why he's failing
Something tells me that you are not impressed
With my Star Wars t-shirt or black rimmed glasses
Ability to quote poetry on a whim
Especially Bukowski
Darling, are you turned on yet?
I have a mom and dad that say
I need to learn to call more often
As if there's still hope I'll find
Hope in a normal life
My dad just smiles and says
"You need to learn to be more social"
They tried, they tried, I swear they tried
I'm still a fucking letdown
Something tells me that you are not impressed
With my Star Wars t-shirt
Or black rimmed glasses
Ability to quote poetry on a whim
Especially Bukowski
Darling, are you turned on yet?
Are you turned on yet?
Are you turned on yet?