Octopus

[Verse 1]
Dive if you'd take her as your bride
When she's wrong would you swallow all your pride?
You shouldn't want that at your age
No, you can't thrust and parry through your life
You can't solve all your problems with a sword fight
Swinging from a chandelier

[Chorus 1]
Your tentacles are crushing me
I'll come out when the weather gets nice
I'll be damned if I'll make you my wife

[Verse 2]
You're wrong, it's not that I don't love you
I do, but I'm too afraid to want you
You only like me when I'm going away

[Chorus 2]
You're sweet when you wanna be
I'll come out when the weather gets nice
I'll be damned if I'll make you my wife

[Chorus 3]
Your tentacles are crushing me
I'll come out when the weather gets nice
I'll be damned if I'll make you my wife
And as bad as I want you, get real
I'm in love with your sex appeal, not you

[Outro]
Maybe someday I'll think of you and smile
I'll think of you and smile
I'll think of you and smile