BYOB 8.2 Poster Jett imagines the kind of insane emotional meltdown that would occur if an astronaut saw the massive surface of Jupiter at the same distance as the moon is away from the Earth. From the thread: (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3724800)
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mission control: europa base to Jupiter lander, come in Jupiter lander.
astronaut: I read you loud and clear, europa. We are starting our descent now.
mission control: you are now at an altitude of 230,000 miles. how's the view from up there, Jupiter lander?
astronaut: wow, look at the size of that...
mission control: Jupiter lander?
[silence]
mission control: Jupiter lander, do you copy?
astronaut: look, all I did was post a picture from Google earth.
mission control: Jupiter lander, is everything all right?
astronaut: it's ok though because she knew I had a foot fetish.
mission control: Jupiter lander...
astronaut: [staticky] I'm a grown-ass man, and I make my own decisions! I hate trans people!
mission control: Jupiter lander, abort mission! I repeat, abort...
astronaut: [static]...prefuse...[static]...acting...[static]...idiot. second, the...[static]