I Want Candy Dead!

[Intro: Geoffrey Paris, Aaron Carter]
[Phone ringing]
(Will somebody answer the fucking phone?)
(Good lord)
(Hello?)
Hey, Justin
(My name isn't Justin!)
Hey, it's Aaron
(That's great)
I can't come out tonight
(What?!)
I'm gonna see this girl
(But I thought we were gonna have an orgy)
No, no, her name is Candy
(I don't care what her name is)
She's real cute, I gotta go, see ya
(What? Oh, hell no)

[Verse 1: Aaron Carter, Geoffrey Paris]
I know a girl who's tough, but sweet
(More like sour)
She's so fine, she can't be beat
(I'll fuckin' beat her)
She's got everything that I desire
(Yeah, well she's missing a few inches)
Sets my summer sun on fire
(I'll light her on fire!)

[Chorus: Aaron Carter, Geoffrey Paris]
I want candy
(Ew)
I want candy
(I didn't know you liked taco)
I want candy
(Are you sure it's not Randy?)
I want candy
(I'll kill that bitch)

[Verse 2: Aaron Carter, Geoffrey Paris]
Go to see her when the sun goes down
(You always told me you were going to the bathroom!)
Ain't no finer girl in town
('Cause she's a slut!)
You're my girl, what the doctor ordered
(I didn't know you could have a skank as a prescription)
So sweet, you make my mouth water
('Cause my cock was in your mouth last night)
(Oh)

[Chorus: Aaron Carter, Geoffrey Paris]
I want candy
(Yeah, candy penis)
I want candy
(You're gonna smell like fish!)
I want candy
(Bitch, you're not Willy Wonka)
I want candy
(She's just a loose-pussied ho!) (ho)

[Post-Chorus: Aaron Carter, Geoffrey Paris]
Hey (What?)
Hey (What?!)
Hey (Why do you keep saying hey?)
Hey (Stop it)
Hey (What is this hey?)
Hey (Stop it)
Hey (I will kill you, shut up)
Hey

[Verse 3: Aaron Carter, Geoffrey Paris]
Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
(Oh, gag me with a spoon)
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
(Well, isn't that kinky?)
Someday soon I'll make you mine
(You're ca-ca, I don't want you)
Then I'll have candy all the time
(You'll have the smell of fish all the time!)
(Oh)

[Chorus: Aaron Carter, Geoffrey Paris]
I want candy
(It's not even Halloween)
I want candy
(She's not even a real girl!)
I want candy
(Great! Let's go to Wal-Mart and get some)
I want candy
(Oh, God, we get the point)

[Bridge: Aaron Carter, Geoffrey Paris]
Candy in the morning time
(Ew)
Candy in the hot sunshine
(Ew!)
Candy, baby, can't you see?
(No)
All I want is your candy
(Gross)
Candy in the morning time
(Ew)
Candy in the hot sunshine
(Ew!)
Candy, baby, can't you see?
(No)
All I want is your candy

[Outro: Aaron Carter, Geoffrey Paris]
Hey (Oh, not again)
Hey (Shut up)
(All I want is your candy)
Hey (Shut up)
Hey (I will kill you- I will kill you)
Hey (with my eyeliner)
Hey
(All I want is your candy)
(I'll kill that bitch, too)