I Haven’t Got Anything Better to Do

[Verse 1]
I never loved her, she never reached me
She was just someone, someone I knew
I think about her on alternate Thursdays
When I haven't got anything better to do

[Verse 2]
She's got a problem if she thinks I need her
I couldn't care less now that we're through
I only sit home and wait for her phone call
When I haven't got anything better to do

[Bridge]
Wasn't I awfully smart
Not to fall and break my heart?
And when I kissed her she never moved me
Nothing fantastic, thrilling or new

[Outro]
So, if I'm crying, I'm only crying
'Cause I haven't got anything better to do