I GOT 99 COOKING

[Intro: Christ Dillinger]
Fuck it, I was gonna say something here but I'ma just, I'ma just come in

[Verse 1: Christ Dillinger]
Run up on me nigga, you might get PKed
I bustin' that Glock now this party's a relay
Gold in my sack like a jew in the large amount
Said he was ballin' but dude had a small amount
Walk in ya' rap with the choppa and air it out
Five-O come through, tell yo momma to clear it out
Bust in her eye and now she need some Claritin
I keep my own hoes and these niggas be sharin' em
Niggas be askin' for handouts like pamphlets
My weed is too sticky need grinder to break it down
I get a front from the plug then I give him the run around
You ridin' my wave, it's gon' cause you to run aground
The way I birth niggas I need me an ultrasound
Drank me too much henny now I think I'ma throw it up
Seen an opp car and I think I'ma blow it up
Saradomin Brew and I think I'ma po' it up

[Break: Christ Dillinger]
Yeah nigga, we got them RuneScape beats on deck nigga
(Yeah nigga, let's get it)

[Verse 2: Christ Dillinger]
The fiends comin' back like it's Resident Evil
My blunt like a tree trunk, yo shit like a needle
I'm whippin' that crack, I got 99 cookin'
I bot on the low when these niggas ain't lookin'
I'm stickin' my dick in yo bitch 'til it's crooked
He snitch to the pigs 'fore he hit central bookin'
This thang on me send yo ass right back to Lumbridge
You check all my stacks, 2277
Got 99 prayer, think I'm a reverend
That 99 magic is givin' me leverage
I'm out in the wild sendin' niggas to heaven
You ain't got no loot, you at Grand Exchange beggin'
I come through in all of my drip, it's upsettin'
I walk into strip clubs with my racks and I leave em there
3.5 up in a Russian, it's very rare
Smokin' a blunt cause I'm flyin' on private air
I'm in the bank nigga, I've never seen you here
I got that full Armadyl and it's a problem now
Pussy noob niggas see me get to bowin' down

[Bridge: MKULTRA]
Yuh, yuh

[Verse 3: MKULTRA]
I'm grindin' these dungeons, I'm killin' these goblins
Yo bitch on my dick, I got gold, she be gobblin'
She suck on my dick, all my skills stacked, I'm awesome
I'm sippin' this goblet with lean, fuck my problems
Yeah, I run your fade, I see you in the wilderness
Level my build, life's a game, I be killin' it
I got my Mithril on, pop by your dealership
Farming for gold, time to spend bitch, I be feelin' it
Bitch I'm feelin' great today, got the magick in my veins okay!
I laugh at what these haters say cause they don't know shit 'bout the shit I'm on, will on a later day