I Am Potato

[Verse 1]
Platypus are so weird, like, how can a mammal lay eggs?
I can't see in a dark room, and my toaster ate my bread
My bagel got dirt, but I still eat it anyway
'Cause peanut butter rainbows are awesome

[Pre-Chorus]
If the giraffe flies away (Away)
Then the cookie dough will melt (Will melt)
I would never leave home without my bucket
Spaghetti in your hair (Your hair)
Makes me want to dance (Let's dance)
I would never leave home without my bucket

[Chorus]
I am potato. I am potato
I am potato. Maybe I'll die
I am potato. I am potato
I am potato. Cheese is yummilicious

[Verse 2]
Exploding Whale carcasses, red bananas in suits
I'm playing with my nipples, making it 4D
Shoes are pretty darn cool, but could be cooler
I do really love bears

[Pre-Chorus]
If the giraffe flies away (Away)
Then the cookie dough will melt (Will melt)
I would never leave home without my bucket
Spaghetti in your hair (Your hair)
Makes me want to dance (Let's dance)
I would never leave home without my bucket

[Chorus]
I am potato. I am potato
I am potato. Maybe I'll die
I am potato. I am potato
I am potato. Cheese is yummilicious

[Outro]
I am potato
I am potato
I am potato