Heir Fryer

Finally made some of my own beats on this one
I just need, like, a tasteful way of letting people know
["Gradient's producer tag"]
Yeah, I like that

Pretty sad, no one know you in your city, Brad
And I thought you said you want it pretty bad
Livin’ life like you allergic to the kitty cat
While I spit in ways I know you couldn’t rap
I played 11 states, did some van tours
Somethin’ I’ll always be grateful to Sam for
And I bet you’d see me back up in your face quicker
But the pandemic wasn’t somethin’ we could plan for

Pretty wack, no one know you in your city, Jack
While all up on my wall are plenty pretty plaques
Yeah they think I’m cappin’ when I’m spitting facts
You doggy paddle in the rapids where I’m swimming laps (splish splash)
I might try to summon every tight flow
Have ‘em fear me every yearly album cycle
Sense of humor, but sentimental too, I’m a silly
Gent who never grew up, and that’s who I’mma recite fo’

Pretty glad, now they know me in your city, Chad
Musta missed ya, I’m buzzin’ til I’m Mistah F.A.B
Web browser tabs, learned any rap my fist could grab
So RIP to DOOM, DMX and Gift of Gab
Apt alliteration and with no mistake made
Blackalicious, A to G I played in 8th grade
Language arts, Mrs. Mora loved it and said we’re blessed
Last year she had me visit as a special guest

Second place for Eugene Mayor, the stat is real
I guess the youngest outta 7 STILL had appeal!
Pretty songs, I’m layin’ eggs and flyin’ off
See which ones y’all incubate when I am gone
Rrrah
Throwin’ papayas on Viacom
My legal team is like “Which side is my client on?”
My beat is thinkin’ "Am I just noise or am I a song?"
Ten years after 2012, we got the Mayans wrong
Even great grandmothers see
Now I’m crispier than Charizard burnin’ Butterfree

Fuck with me
I keep it crispy as karaage
Or 8 day-old dog shit on a hot day
Y’all could stay unaware ‘n you wouldn’t know no better
I’m on display like wearin’ Rivers Cuomo sweater

Hannah Gadsby & Pete Holmes:
Keep it crispy
You keep it crispy
Is that what it is, keep it crispy?
Yes!
Or Corpus Christi?