Haunted House

[Intro]
(Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha)

[Verse 1]
I just moved in my new house today
Movin' was rough, but I got squared away
Well, chains started ringin' and bells ringin' loud
I knew I'd moved in a haunted house

[Verse 2]
Still, I made up in my mind to stay
And nothin' was gonna drive me away
When I saw somethin' that give me the creeps
Had one big eye and two big feet

[Verse 3]
I stopped right still, and I did the freeze
It did the stroll right up to me
Made noise with his feet that sound like a drum
(Says, "You gonna be here when mornin' come?")

[Verse 4]
I said, "Yes, I'll be here when the mornin' come"
I'm gonna stay right here, I ain't gonna run
I own this house, now I am boss
Ain't no bum's gonna run me off

[Verse 5]
In the kitchen my cook stove was blazin' hot
Coffee was boilin' in the pot
My grease had melted in my pan
I had a hunk of meat in my hand

[Verse 6]
From outer space there sat a man
On the hot stove with the pot in his hand
"Hey, that's hot!" I began to shout
He drank the hot coffee right from the spout

[Verse 7]
He ate the raw meat right from my hand
Drank the hot grease from the fryin' pan
And said to me, "You better run
And don't be here when mornin' come"

[Verse 8]
Say yes, I'll be here when the mornin' come
I'm gonna stay right here, and I ain't gonna run
I own this house, now I am boss
Ain't no bum's gonna run me off

[Outro]
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