Happy Birthday (To Me)

Another years gone by
I'm older happy birthday to myself

I'm looking back on all the things I've done
And stuff I've felt

I bleached my hair
I didn't care that it was the new trend

Got prescribed some medicine
To put an end to my erratic mood swings

I'm only 24
There's so much more
Of life for me to live
But I can't help but think
Of what it's like to be a kid

I've been a screaming teen
A drama queen
A closet case of fake

I've totaled my mom's car
And traveled far away from my mistakes

I rode a sled
I pissed the bed
Got trapped in my own head

I counted stars and dreamt of Mars
Driving Elon Musk's new space car

I don't know where I'm going
Or if any of this makes sense

We're all looking for a way
To put in our two cents

Thank you so much for listening to me
Its been fun, 23

So let's have a party
Let's have a party

Happy birthday to me