Gaston (Reprise)

[GASTON, spoken]
Crazy old Maurice, hmm?
Crazy old Maurice, hmm...

(sung)
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

[LEFOU]
A dangerous pastime—

[GASTON]
I know
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only so-so
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan
If I...

[LEFOU]
Yes?

[GASTON]
Then we...

[LEFOU]
No! Would she—

[GASTON]
Guess!

[LEFOU]
Now I get it!

[GASTON & LEFOU]
Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston
Takes cheap shots like Gaston

[LEFOU]
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

[Chorus]
So his marriage we soon will be cеlebrating
My, what a guy, Gaston!