FML

[Verse 1]
Morning breath in the afternoon
I got my toothbrush but no toothpaste in the tube
I forgot to wash my face
Before I left my place
What kind of day
Is this gonna be?

Left my card in the bank
Gas prices fall right after
I fill up my tank
Your text said "Where was I?"
You sent it right after my battery died
I wish I was dead too

[Bridge]
Oh
Why do things never go my way?
No umbrella on a rainy day
Okay
Guess it's just one of those days
So I'm like

[Chorus]
F###
My life (x4)

[Verse 2]
Two steps forward
Twelve steps back
And those twelve steps landed me
In some canine crap
Man of all the days
I could've worn my brand new Jays
I had to pick this one

Made up a song and it was great
Tried to perform it but all
My guitar strings break
I got all the answers wrong
On my exam 'cause my scantron
Was upside down

[Bridge]
Oh
Why do things never go my way?
No umbrella on a rainy day
Okay
Every day's one of those days
So I'm like

[Chorus]
F###
My life (x4)

[Vamp]
They say
Things could be better
Yeah
But they could be worse
Sounds wise on paper
Yeah
But what is it worth?

[Verse 3]
Yesterday I called your phone
It rang just once then said
"Leave a message at the tone"
You texted back
I was in bliss
Till I saw it read
"Who is this?"
You erased me from your contact list
Now I'm like

[Chorus]
F###
My life (x4)

If I take it out on you don't take it personally
I'm just having a real real real bad day

[Outtro]
Now everybody say
Na nanana nana na na na
(Na nanana nana na na na)