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Dr. Kitch by Lord Kitchener

Performed by
Lord Kitchener

Dr. Kitch Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection

Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insist I should give her this needle
"But, darling, one thing I want you know
Don't blame me for where the needle go"

[Chorus]
I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout:
"Dr Kitch, you're terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle"

[Verse 2]
She lied on in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable

I said, "Darling can't you be steady
I'm going to have it done very shortly"
She said, "Dr Kitch I am sorry
But the size of the needle frighten me"

[Chorus]
I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout:
"Dr Kitch, it's terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle!"

[Verse 3]
She still wouldn't lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And I went on giving the injection

She screamed, "Doctor stop! I can't stand the pain!
I don't think you're inside the right vein!"
I said, "It's your own fault you wouldn't be told
The needle must be stick in the wrong hole"

[Chorus]
I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout:
"Dr Kitch, it's terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle!"

[Verse 4]
I pull it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vein
The needle just gone in half a inch
The stupid young lady start to clinch

Suddenly she bawl, "It is hurtin'!
Doc, I can feel the penicillin going in"
I said: "You little fool, look what you do
You talk until the needle break in you!"

[Chorus]
I push it in, she pull it out
I push it back, she start to shout:
"Dr Kitch, it's terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle!"

Dr. Kitch Q&A

Who wrote Dr. Kitch's ?

Dr. Kitch was written by Lord Kitchener.

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