Dirt on My Breakfast

[Intro]
(Nikos)

[Chorus]
One morning, I woke up and my mom was cooking breakfast
But it tasted regular (Tasted regular)
So I went outside and grabbed some dirt
And put it on my breakfast
Now I got dirt on my breakfast, dirt on my breakfast
Dirt on my breakfast
Now I got dirt on my breakfast, dirt on my breakfast
Dirt on my breakfast

[Verse]
Ever since I told everybody about dirt on they breakfast
Now everybody eating dirt on they breakfast
She say that she love me but I don’t think she do
Cuz she didn’t put dirt on her breakfast
Dirt on her breakfast, dirt on her breakfast
She tеxt my phone saying, “Hey”
I was like, “Did you put dirt on your food today?”
Shе text back, “Y.E.A.”
I was like, “That’s okay”
I went to Wendy’s to put dirt on my burger
Went to McDonald’s to put dirt on the fries
Went to Red Lobster, put dirt on the lobster
Went to Starbucks and put dirt in the machine
Went to Burger King and bought some greens
Then I put dirt on my greens
I eat dirt on everything

[Chorus]
One morning, I woke up and my mom was cooking breakfast
But it tasted regular (Tasted regular)
So I went outside and grabbed some dirt
And put it on my breakfast
Now I got dirt on my breakfast, dirt on my breakfast
Dirt on my breakfast
Now I got dirt on my breakfast, dirt on my breakfast
Dirt on my breakfast