Damn it Feels Good to be a Brony

Damn it feels good to be a brony

Damn it feels good to be a brony
A real gangster-ass brony don't feed the hate
Real gangster-ass bronies don't need a reason to love
'Cause real gangster-ass bronies tolerate

And real bronies roll low with all the fillies in tow
With a swagger that you can't disregard
Real gangster-ass bronies do it big when they roll
'Cause real gangster-ass bronies party hard

Now gangster-ass bronies don't fight much
But we'll never back down from any takers
You better think twice before you try to start some shit
'Cause us bronies throw some nasty haymakers

And all I got to say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, smoke-blowing, board-trolling haters
Is when you're stuck cold and lonely
You'll be wishing you had somepony 'cause
Damn it feels good to be a brony

Damn it feels good to be a brony
A real gangster-ass brony knows the plot
And real gangster-ass bronies don't run from shit
'Cause real gangster-ass bronies just trot

So giggle at the ghetto and guffaw at the gully
This gangster pony swag is creeping cops
Got the five-oh on the spot, 6-up, the block is hot
And my hoodrat stat gets upped another notch

The sheriff pulled me over, said stop the car, bend over
I told him, "Sir, it's these ponies that make me thug"
Though first he was a doubter, Twi worked her magic power
And slapped a gangster grin across his mug

So now all I got to say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, smoke-blowing, board-trolling haters
Is when you're stuck cold and lonely
You'll be wishing you had somepony 'cause
Damn it feels good to be a brony

Yeah
You feel me?

So I'll lay it all out clear for those without a clue
'Cause you really got to know about this show
It ain't about escaping from a world that we can't handle
Or making up fake friends we'll never know

It's the power to bring out a smile and make you laugh
Even if you're down, no matter how low
I'll tell you the straight truth, these six pony friends
Are the realest motherfuckers I know

So if you want to be down with the brony killer crew
Pinky-P's got that tick, twitcha twitch
'Cause if it's a fight that you're after, that's what your gonna get
Fluttershy might have to fucking cut a bitch

But as for me, I've been feeling so fucking fly
Sitting high up on my diamond ice stash
It's got me walking on clouds like pegasi
Hustling that bomb-ass Rainbow Hash

Now all I got to say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, smoke-blowing, board-trolling haters
Is when you're stuck cold and lonely
You'll be wishing you had somepony 'cause
Damn homie, it feels good to be a brony

Colt .45, living the dream
Bronies for life, son