A nonsensical song, sung to the tune of Stars And Stripes Forever. This song has been covered under multiple different names, including “The Duck Song” and “Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends”.
[Verse 1]
'Twas midnight on the ocean, not a streetcar was in sight
The sun was shining brightly in the middle of the night
A barefoot boy with shoes on stood there sitting in the tree
And when I put my glasses on I heard this melody
[Chorus]
Be kind to your web-footed friends
For a duck may be somebody's mother
Be kind to the denizen of the swamp
He's a dilly through and through
You may think that this is the end
Well, it isn't 'cause there is another chorus
[Verse 2]
'Twas midnight on the ocean when the rain began to snow
He hurried to me slowly 'cause the time had come to go
I said I'd wait forever if it wouldn't take too long
And silently we harmonized this crazy mixed up song
[Chorus]
Be kind to your web-footed friends
For a duck may be somebody's mother
Be kind to the denizen of the swamp
He's a dilly through and through
You may think that this is the end
Well, it isn't 'cause there is another chorus
[Verse 3]
'Twas midnight on the ocean on the day I married him
He didn't know his name was Fred, that's why I called him Jim
We settled down in London, France, beside the pyramids
And raised a little family of crazy mixed up kids
[Chorus]
So be kind to your web-footed friends
For a duck may be somebody's mother
Be kind to the denizen of the swamp
He's a dilly through and through
You may think that this is the end
Well, it is
Crazy Mixed Up Song was written by Charles Grean & Joan Javits & John Philip Sousa.