Crazy (Fanmail Tour Skit)

(Preformed on the FanMail Tour)
[Spoken: Man]
Ladies and gentlemen
Introducing crazy-sexy-cool
[Intro]
Here we go
Have no fear
I'd like to introduce myself
My name is crazy
When I say "what's my name? "
Y'all say "crazy!"

[Chorus]
What's my name?
Crazy!
My claim to fame is
Crazy!
Left eye better known as
Crazy!
Cuz when I'm on the throne i'm
Crazy!
Now tell me how ya feel
Crazy!
Who is ya keepin' it real wit'?
Crazy!
What's the name of this song?
Crazy!
It goes on and on like
Crazy!

[Verse 1]
As I hit you with this first line
Get you with this nursery rhyme
Left e-y-e psycho in the mind
Gemini is my zodiac sign
Feel the beat get ya mind
Feel the track rewind
When you see me throw up the "L" three times
Y'all got that
The "L" three times
Come on throw up the "L" three times
Let me know that ya know your signs
In numerology the number is 9
These bombshells comin' more divine
Now feel the energy
'Cause now is the time for the crazy left eye to shine

[Magic Trick: Spoken]
But ya know sometimes
I just feel like
A flower in the jungle
It just kinda makes me wonder
How I keep from goin' under
But then as I think, a light seems to pop into my head
Speaking of lights anybody got a light?
Anybody got a house?
Just kiddin'
Alrighty then, what we have here
Is a string
This string has been treated
With nitroglycerine
Do you guys have my light?
Alright y'all ready?
Are y'all ready?
Aight then!

[Chorus]
What's my name?
Crazy!
My claim to fame is
Crazy!
Left eye better known as
Crazy!
Cuz when I'm on the throne i'm
Crazy!
Now tell me how ya feel
Crazy!
Who is ya keepin' it real wit'?
Crazy!
What's the name of this song?
Crazy!
It goes on and on like
Crazy!

[Verse 2]
Comin' back with verse two
It's the angelic being
Some call me left eye
Others call me crazy
Sexy-cool
But no fool
Twenty-five million sold
And that's the truth
I thank you, you, you, and you
Just keep buyin', baby
I keep rhymin', baby
And TLC will keep climbin'
TLC will, check it
A visionary emcee in my own little world
Arsonist, mess with me, I'll burn up your girl
Take that get me back on the left hand side
You're feelin' crazy let's ride

[Juggling: Spoken]
But sometimes
I just get this wild hair up my ass
Squidgets, hand me my balls
Not those stinking balls
My juggling balls

[Chorus]
What's my name?
Crazy!
My claim to fame is
Crazy!
Left eye better known as
Crazy!
Cuz when I'm on the throne i'm
Crazy!
Now tell me how ya feel
Crazy!
Who is ya keepin' it real wit'?
Crazy!
What's the name of this song?
Crazy!
It goes on and on like
Crazy!

[Verse 3]
To accommodate this new geometry
A rhyme that's desired
A world premiere in the history of time is required
The crossroads of yesterday
Only blaze the new way
For you and I and the things we have to say
So, for Atlanta's preview, I'll showcase a few
Events with mania that makes no sense
See I'm a diamond in the rough
Beautiful but tough
Quick to call your bluff
You think you've had enough?
Open up your mind
Look what others have dared
Let your light shine
With a little savoir faire
My album's goin' diamond
Check the jeweler’s nearest you
I'ma keep rhymin'
For my fans and my crew

[Piano: Spoken]
But sometimes
I feel a little ebony
And then ivory
So I must expose
The Beethoven inside of me
Move over buddy

[Chorus]
What's my name?
Crazy!
My claim to fame is
Crazy!
Left eye better known as
Crazy!
Cuz when I'm on the throne i'm
Crazy!
Now tell me how ya feel
Crazy!
Who is ya keepin' it real wit'?
Crazy!
What's the name of this song?
Crazy!
It goes on and on like
Crazy!
What's my name?!
Crazy!

Give it up for left eye