Cracked Freestyle

[Verse 1:]
Goofy silly hoe
I’m peewee in his playhouse
The king of cartoons, but I come in with the bass drop
Cowboy Curtis pull
'Bout to steal your man, hoe
Lasso up your nigga then I ride him like a rodeo
Mecka lecka high
Mecka lecka highnie ho
I got one wish
Getting rid of all these hatin' hoes
Who say they love this money
But do they wanna marry it?
I’m married to my money, I don’t squander it
My money it be clean
Call it money launderin'
Soap and suds it up
Grab a sponge and mop
'Bout to scrub up all the shit stains in this rap thing
They be tryna give me pickle juice
But you know I’m not having that
They try to build the ceiling and I break it with a metal bat
Babe Ruth, first one on the field
Slide through first base with your bitch
How you feel?
Yeah, because I do it like Ali
But I sting twice, I’m a busy little bumblebee
Hand on my hip, real sassy
Poppin' bubble gum
Bars real sharp got me bleeding from the gums, gums

[Verse 2:]
I’m no Murphy tho
I ain't got the baritone
High pitched punchlines
Sure to beat and bruise ya
'Cause I do it with my bare hands
I built it from the bottom
That’s why I give thanks to no man
Systematically oppressive
I’m aggressive
'Cause these niggas stay barkin' like I won't bite back
Like I’m scared of altercation
Got no method in my madness
Look at me when I’m talkin'
Step to me that’s your coffin
Pitch black, ain't no coming back
Only stars shine when the sun starts setting so I guess there's no place for these bitches I won't mention
I ain't gotta kill these niggas
Yeah, they do it on they own
Rapping 'bout the money that they don’t got
Rapping 'bout the spots that I been copped
I'ma show 'em how it’s done
'Cause they money on that lower case and I am in all capitals
They money it be whispering and that shit is hysterical
Portrait painting in the foyer
Well you know you can’t afford it
Playing croquet with your feelings
Wipe your blood up with my handkerchief
I’m sophisticated
Abstract if you will
Complex emotions compiled in a rhythmic pattern and y'all pop it like the blue pill
But y'all don’t get it
Y'all niggas are some animals
Drooling ass savages
Dreaming 'bout my pussy when you know you can’t have that shit
Uh, you unevolved ass niggas
Talking 'bout you got it but you rent it ass niggas
Talking 'bout it's yours but he wrote it ass niggas
Shouting out memes in your rhymes ass niggas
Nah, now you know that I’m not having that
Talkin' 'bout you took it but it’s 'bout time that you give it back
You been struggling so long
It’s about time that you let a bitch ball

[Outro:]
Heard rap was a dog game
But pussy got the power
So while you busy chasing bones
I’ma dig my nails in 'em