Clive for Canberra

Clive for Canberra
Clive for history
For going back in time
Yes it's Clive

Clive for Carbon
[Abolish the carbon tax]
Clive for Mining
[There's nothing in it for me]
For climate change denying
Yes it's Clive
[One of the benefits of global warming is there isn't so many icebergs]

Rebuilding the Titanic
[Building Titanic 2]
Bringing back Jurassic
For going back in time
Yes it's Clive

[You've got people that haven't run a tuck shop]
Clive for tuck shops
Clive for weight loss
[Well I've lost a bit of weight]
Clive for big changes
Yes it's Clive
[And our policy will nearly be identical to the Liberal Party]

Clive will get it started
With his United Australia Party
[The United Australia Party]
He's going to the top
Yes it's Clive
[The United Australia Party will launch after the next election]

Clive for love
[It's all about love]
And being with your brother
[I'm with Kevin]
It's time to go back in time
Yes it's Clive
[Government for the people by the people]