CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
ASHLEY: You should be afraid of the great--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?
ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you
Grandma's wig, this will make you big
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit
Pantalones giganticus! Oh, no! Not again...
CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon
ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spells, well, I guess it's true
I don't have as many friends as you
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends
And if you say "no", you're toast
CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! Just remember this when you see her on the street
ASHLEY: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.