[Verse 1]
All you motherfuckers just say the same lines
Lemme switch it up on you, K? So hey, hi
I'm Thick Shady, there ain't no one as gay as I
Fuckin' sidemen left and right like KSI
I know my cock is out, don't worry, don't pay it mind
But I'm preyin' on these men so might wanna stay inside
Don't fuck with me, dude, ain't no point in just playin' hide
And seek with me, man, I will find you and make you mine
You may arrive at the conclusion that I'm a lude shit
But I'd rather be that than a prude bitch
I know you triggered by me
But you see, that's the true shtick
Thick Shady raps are a social movement
Pissin' you bitches off is my whole to do list
What thе actual fuck are you supposed when
You convеrt to homosexual from homophobic?
Guess what I call that? Home improvement
I'm the king of the slick talk on the tip top of my genre
Call it dick hop, 'cause I ride the big cock
I don't wanna be placed with big/pac
I just wanna be listed with ugly god and the memers, please
Thick Shady ain't a gangster, but clean the streets
'Cause I wash Lil Windex and leave the streaks
You guys top the index of weak MCs
'Cause songs I ain't spit yet could bleed you weebs
Motherfucker, look at the predicament I'm livin' in
It's been a minute since I fucked a bitch, I'm endin'
This facade and I'm finna win it, who coulda predicted
It'd make some women get offended when they hear you
With some men when you just fucked a little bit ago
These raps are bad for my ego
But this type of music like practicin' free throws
I got a real girl and she bad with with deepthroat
I might say I'm gay, but that isn't me though
[Chorus]
I am an alien
We are not the same
My plan may being
Prepare for a lot of pain
[Verse 2]
I'm spittin' these toxic words
They as fowl as shit that my cock disperse
Prolly sick, 'cause I'm gettin' a constant urge
To just stir up some shit and 'cause controverse
If your kids hearin' it then it's awk-a-ward
"Donald, cover his hears, and let's not converse"
Next day Timmy is singin' that haunting verse
He repeats what he hears like a mockingbird, okay
There's feds with bricoleurs
They are hidin' outside my apartment, err
(*Gun being cocked and fired*) I bet you that cop is sure!
That I brainwash these kids with a shockin' verse
I'll emerge with a stick and just pop 'em first
You'll be dead so just fuck what you thought you heard
I just bought a hearse, for cops who murdered
Shit, even police cannot stop these words
They say there's subliminal messages that embedded in my raps
That corruptin' the youth and then infectin' all the masses
They right, but they fuck with me, they end up dead or in a casket
Security system's on and you'll never end up past it
If you do and you break in, better get ready for my wrath, bitch
Not shootin', I'm waitin' with a machete for your ass, which
Will swoop by your face if you don't sex with me, so that's it
If you don't give me a blowjob, takin' your head and I'ma slash it
That's it, I'm flaccid, now fuck this, I'm passed it
My rap shit is mastered, the actions of bastards
I've passin up, whacker the rapper
I cap 'em or laughter, I'm usually choosin' the latter
If I don't stop, what the fuck you gonna do?
You prolly gonna vomit all the shit I hurl at you
Motivation has peaked, all your hate I'm gonna use
'Cause I'm not gonna stop even if I get sued, lil' bitch
[Chorus]
I am (huh?) an alien (I am)
We are (uh) not the same (we ain't, we ain't)
My plan (my plan) may begin
Prepare (prepare for it) for a lot of pain (that's right)
Alien was written by Thick Shady.
Alien was produced by Kanye South.