A Pirate I Was Meant To Be

[Verse 1: Haggis, Edward, Bill & Guybrush]
We're a band of vicious pirates! A sailin' out to sea
When you hear our gentle singing, you'll be sure to turn and flee!

[Interlude: Guybrush]
Oh, this is just ridiculous!

[Verse 2: Haggis, Edward, Bill & Guybrush]
C'mon, men! We've got to recover that map!
That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
We're a club of tuneful rovers! We can sing in every clef!
We can even hit the high notes! It's just too bad we're tone deaf!

[Chorus: Michael Land]
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

[Verse 2: Haggis, Edward, Bill & Guybrush]
Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
We know he's sure to lose, 'cause we know just where to fire at!
We're thieving balladeers, a gang of cutthroat mugs
To fight us off ye don't need guns! Just jolly good ear plugs!

[Chorus: Michael Land]
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

[Verse 3: Haggis, Edward, Bill & Guybrush]
All right, crew, let's get to work!
Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk
We'll fight you in the harbor, we'll battle you on land
But when you meet singing pirates, they'll be more than you can stand

[Interlude: Bill & Guybrush]
Ooh! That was a good one! No, it wasn't

[Verse 4: Haggis, Edward, Bill & Guybrush]
No time for song! We've got to move!
The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!
We're a pack a' scurvy sea dogs, have we pity? Not a dram!
We all eat roasted garlic, then sing from the diaphragm!

[Chorus: Michael Land]
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

[Verse 5: Haggis, Edward, Bill & Guybrush]
Less singing, more sailing
When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
If ye try to fight us, you will get a nasty whackin'!
If ya disrespect our singin', we will feed ya to a kraken!

[Chorus: Michael Land]
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

[Verse 6: Haggis, Edward, Bill & Guybrush]
I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming
We're ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming
We're troublesome corsairs! And we've come to steal your treasures!
We would shoot you on the downbeat, but we have to rest five measures

[Chorus: Michael Land]
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

[Verse 7: Haggis, Edward, Bill & Guybrush]
Stop! Stop! Stop!
The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop
You say you're nasty pirates, scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
From what I've seen I tell you, you're not pirates! You're just slackers!

[Chorus: Michael Land]
A pirate I was meant to be!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

[Outro: Haggis, Edward, Bill & Guybrush]
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange
And, um… well… err… Door hinge?
No, no… guess the song's over, then
Guess so… okay… back to work!
Well gee, I feel a little guilty, now