A Charitable Man

I represent hope
As a sensitive man who knows
You should believe me now
My eczema pride
Means I'll stay inside
With a worldly frown
Recycling to me
Is my great charity
As my salad cries out
Albert, you see
Your disparity
Comes with stereo sound
And a remote

With all the channels I own
All my dreams are on loan

With no 9 to 5
It's computer time
What if I closed my mouth?
This IBS disease
Of male profundity
Makes my shower turn brown
Then my soap
Realized I'm broke
As the tables turned round
Albert, you need
A little more currency
For the stereo sound
And a remote

With all the channels I own
All my dreams are on loan

I knew right away I loved this stereo sound
I knew right away I was lost and now found