“KiD RAiN is a self written/produced proj…”

haha isn’t it funny when singers talk about themselves in 3rd person in this bit to try big themselves up.* does anyone fact check? also when else in life is it acceptable to talk about yourself in the 3rd person?

KiD RAiN is a massive cool awesome cool singer dude with the voice of Adele (but better), fan base of 1D, integrity and quality of The Beatles (probably more actually) and the class and elegance of Queen Lizzy 2nd (god bless her soul am I right lads)

hope u like his (my) tuuuuuneeeessss :)

*it is, but this wasn’t written by him (copied from Spotify) so it’s all good this time ig