Hello there, sunshine ☀️ I’m Ben. I’ve got a ginger beard and I’m bald. I look like the illegitimate love child of Ron Weasley and Lord Voldemort. My timeless musical masterpieces have won countless Grammys, Pulitzers, Nobel Prizes and Olympic gold medals and have profoundly inspired generations of artists and spiritual leaders all across the globe.

“Benedict Ammann was both my muse and my mentor” – Michael Jackson

“I wish my drops hit as hard as his” – David Guetta

“This is the only music we blast here in our swamp” – Shrek and Fiona

“Benedict Ammann’s music inspired me to peacefully stand up to colonial oppression” – Mahatma Gandhi