Purple and Stripes

Shave your head for relevance
Suits the perfect manifesto
School was out before summer
With explanations in the mail
We're not afraid of the freaks
You were so beautiful when you had hair, yeah
Granting confirmations to all good girls
Not the asking ones
She'll continue waiting for christmation all alone
There is a message that was sent
Such a perfect sentiment
Save the shells for all your friends
It takes a man to make a splash
Remember Allison
She knows math
Four point semester forget it now
Mom and dad were shaken up
Found the entrance to your underground
Your sister's friends recall you speaking out in tongues
Without a trace of bone just cartilage
That makes for bending sense
You cannot obtain the ranked status
By tampering with one percent of us
And when the kids subtract we'll multiply again
If the feeling's lost, then divide
They're not accepting members
But you can wait in line
Be sure to fudge your answers
And always eat your apples
There is a right solution
It lacks the cool condition