Went ballin' the other night
I started drinking an' I got real tight
I including some other friends
I said: Come on down and have a sip again
I said: Hey, bartender
I said: Hey, bartender
Not one, not two, not three, four bottle of beer
A chick standing at the other end
I said: Babe, can't we be friends?
You're looking cute as a woman can be
Come on down and have a sip with me
I said: Hey, bartender
I said: Hey, bartender
Not one, not two, not three, four bottle of beer
We were drinking the whole night long
Rock 'n 'rolling and having fun
They decided to drink some more
But when I looked at the clock it was a quarter to four
I said: Hey, bartender
I said: Hey, bartender
Not one, not two, not three, four bottle of beer
Bartender was written by Laurel Aitken.