Worldwide Traveller

[Intro: Mr. Williamz]
Now is come a thing called worldwide traveller
Special request all frequent flyer
Travel the worl' all over, right around the globe like the equator
Yeh mi tell dem seh nuh man
A while di other day inna di airport and mi size up Top Cat
And mi seh: "yo, wah mi seen an yuh look so upset"
Him seh, "I just return pon a early flight, one a dem cheap ticket the promoter book fee man, dat never allow in contract"
Yuh know wah mi tell him seh?
Top Cat yuh spend so much time in the air
Yuh fly round the globe in a less than a year
Mi know yuh have share inna British Airways
An sometime yuh haffi fly pon Ryanair

[Verse 1: Mr. Williamz]
Becuh them keep inna dance
And they worry up there
Promoter fi the dance, them haffi use Ryanair (Tell 'em)
That the only airline dat put a tek weh right there
Our four hour drive to the next one, we near
We pop up pon deh world, and then we stuff disappear (Yeah)
One change of clothes and two underwear
Anyting else, we haffi buy it over there
Mr. Williamz and Top Cat, we on a mission somewhere

[Chorus: Mr. Williamz]
But sometimes we haffi fly pon Ryanair
Well sometimes we haffi fly pon Ryanair
But yuh cyaan tek a suitcase 'cause it's extra pon there
And luggage has to fit inna the small square
Food and drink too expensive an beer
Mi nah buy them sandwich and mi nah buy them beer
But sometime you haffi fly pon Ryanair
Seh, sometime you haffi fly pon Ryanair

[Verse 2: Top Cat & Mr. Williamz]
Mi haffi mek a move and mi haffi mek a step
Advance the passage, that don't collect
Check-in and line, boarding fast, done set
Speedy boardings and a long process
Mi tell yuh said mi prefer fly wit EasyJet
But Mr. Williamz sometimes we haffi fly pon Ryanair
Sure, mi prefer fly wit EasyJet
Well, sometimes we haffi fly pon Ryanair (We tell 'em)
(Stop!)

[Verse 3: Mr. Williamz]
Man a worldwide traveller
Weh mi tell 'em (How yuh mean), man a worldwide traveller
Weh mi tell them wi a travel all over (Ahh)
Weh mi seh, from London to Canada
Bust up the place and then we gone to America
Then to the island of Hawaii and Bermuda (Tell 'em 'bout it)
An tek a trip pon dem we gone to Jamaica
And weh tell dem that the music we charge far

[Chorus: Mr. Williamz]
An Mr. Williamz, sometimes we haffi fly pon Ryanair
Well sometimes we haffi fly pon Ryanair
But yuh cyaan tek our suitcase 'cause it's extra pound there
And luggage has to fit inna the small square
Food and drink too expensive an beer
Mi nah buy them sandwich and mi nah buy them beer
But sometime you haffi fly pon Ryanair
Seh, sometime you haffi fly pon Ryanair
(Well, hear mi now)

[Verse 4: Top Cat]
A bit dance a gwaan and mi suitcase back
Live in session and di whole place black
Special request now to all pilot
Safe touch down when you touching tarmac
Man a worldwide traveller
Top Cat, man a worldwide traveller
We tell dem seh
Worldwide traveller
And me dem know seh ah music we charge far

[Chorus: Mr. Williamz]
And Mr. Williamz, sometimes we haffi fly pon Ryanair (Tell 'em)
Well sometimes we haffi fly pon Ryanair (Tell 'em)
But yuh cyaan tek a suitcase 'cause it's extra pound there
And luggage has to fit inna the small square (Yeh)
Food and drink too expensive and beer
Mi nah buy them sandwich and mi nah buy them beer
But sometime you haffi fly pon Ryanair
Seh, sometime you haffi fly pon Ryanair

[Verse 6: Top Cat]
A rush mi a rush just to reach at the gate
Haffi catch di plane, Jah Jah know mi cyaan late
Before we do deh show, we do some dubplate
And when mi a return, mi due fi have extra weight
And with EasyJet, you know that is great
As long as your case can fit inna the crate
With Ryanair, it's pure long debate
And listen, yuh fi listen, let mi tell yuh this straight

[Chorus: Mr. Williamz]
Well sometimes we haffi fly pon Ryanair (Tell 'em)
Well sometimes we haffi fly pon Ryanair (Tell 'em)
But yuh cyaan tek a suitcase 'cause it's extra pound there
And luggage has to fit inna the small square (Yeh)
Food and drink too expensive and beer
Mi nah buy them sandwich and mi nah buy them beer
But sometime you haffi fly pon Ryanair (Jah know)
Seh, sometime you haffi fly pon Ryanair

[Outro]
Now is come a thing called worldwide traveller
Special request all frequent flyer
Right around the globe like the equator
Tell yah
All pilot, all airs was fairs
Yeah mi a tell dem all stewardess
Special request
North, south, east, and west