Novelist’s Wife

[Verse 1]
You seem excited by your new amanuensis
A Hungarian girl with some beautiful entrances
You've told your wife that she is ugly and dutch
And it's not suspicious she's not writing much
Along with your wife you now take her to dinner
You're tasting the wine and she's just a beginner

[Pre-Chorus]
Why do you study that book so hard
What do you think you have learned?
Who ever told you to work so hard?
That's not the money you earned

[Chorus]
It looks like hard work pulling fish from the bone
It makes me sick to see you smile
But when you talk about that dish that you ate
It makes me sick to hear hеr name

[Verse 2]
Wouldn't you know it, the wine is from Hungary
Hardly containablе girl says that's just like me
Wife is confused, she thinks she is from Netherlands
Go to the toilet and wipe the blood from your hands
When you come back, feeling scared for your lie
The Hungarian girl has been put in a pie

[Pre-Chorus]
Why do you study that book so hard
What do you think you have learned?
Who ever told you to work so hard?
That's not the money you earned

[Chorus]
It looks like hard work pulling fish from the bone
It makes me sick to see you smile
But when you talk about that dish that you ate
It makes me sick to hear her name

[Bridge]
Now you can see there's a mess your in
No problem's solved without ketamine
It's probably best that you stay in your hole
For I'd rather stick to my ethanol
Now you can see there's a mess your in
No problem's solved without ketamine
And it's probably best that you stay in your hole
For I'd rather stick to my ethanol

[Chorus]
It looks like hard work pulling fish from the bone
It makes me sick to see you smile
But when you talk about that dish that you ate
It makes me sick to hear her name