​the last great american dinosaur

[Verse 1: portorosso]
I like to make people's lives seem like fever dreams
Like, who the fuck names a song something like this?
I released this song on Thanksgiving 2022
After having Gooey's part for like seven to eight months

[Chorus: portorosso]
And I said
"This man has to be chronically fucking online
Who knows, if he ever, ever could've touched grass
This man has never seen his father show up on time
And now he'll never, ever, ever see ass"

[Verse 2: portorosso]
You'd think with the title, it'd either be
A goofy song about dinosaurs
Or a history lesson
Now, I'm gonna flip shit on its head
Give you this hard shit instead

[Chorus: portorosso]
And I said
"This man has to be chronically fucking online
Who knows, if he ever, ever could've touched grass
This man has never seen his mother stop cryin'
And now he'll never, ever, ever see ass"

[Bridge: Gooey Bluey & portorosso]
Dinosaurs have sharp teeth
They are big and eat people
And one day
The dinosaurs pay
And go cray-cray
And then, they play with crayons
And say, "Blah blah"
(Raise your hand
If that was the hardest shit you've ever heard)

[Chorus: portorosso]
Who knows, if I ever, ever could've touched grass
This man has never seen his brother acting fine
And now I'll never, ever, ever see ass

[Outro: portorosso]
And now I'll never see ass, ever, no, never
I'll never see ass, ever, no, never
I'll never see ass
And now I'll never see ass