There’s No Business Like Show Business

[Intro]
Thank you, thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen
This has all been so exciting
And I want to thank all of you
For making this one of the most memorable engagements of my entire career
I wanna thank Russ Black and the boys for their wonderful music
And my two pianists, Morty Jacobs and Marty Harris
And now, what else is there to say but—

[Verse 1]
There's no business like show business
Like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything that traffic will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling
When you are stealing that extra bow

[Verse 2]
There's no people like show people
They smile when they are low
Yesterday they told you you would not go far
That night you open, and there you are
Next day on your dressing room, they've hung a star
Let's go on with the show

[Bridge]
The costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props
The audience that lifts you when you're down
The headaches, the heartaches, the backaches, the flops
The sheriff who'll escort you out of town
The opening when your heart beats like a drum
The closing when the customers don't come

[Verse 3]
There's no business like show business
Like no business I know
You get word before the show has started
That your favorite uncle died at dawn
And top of that, your pa and ma have parted
You're broken-hearted, but you go on

[Verse 4]
There's no people like show people
They smile when they are low
Even with a turkey that you know has fold
You may be stranded out in the cold
But still, you wouldn't change it for a sack of gold
Let's go on with the show
Let's go on with the show

[Outro]
Thank you very much, ladies and gentleman
Good night and God bless you