The Last Supper at The Regal Wetherspoon

[Verse 1]
"Only fools and horses live for the weekend"
Jesus said with a smile to the wild and the weak men
Now for treasonous reasons, deceivings, I’m leaving
I love you, my children and heathens

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I can’t do this no more
"I’ve patiently waited" said Judas to Paul
He’s no king, he’s a pawn
I’ve seen he’s twisted, yeah, I’ve seen it all
He’s a feverish cold
Spreading his germs to the feeble and old
As the dinner bell calls
Jesus is waiting, your food’s getting cold

[Chorus]
You are runts and you are plain
Hush now, don’t speak, don’t complain
Oh no, you’re a mean one Mr. Grinch
I will take my healing with a pinch

[Verse 2]
Well Peter pulls a pint, so Peter picks a prize
The hinds of unsuspecting girls with lonely appetites
Yeah that's three for five, yeah that's three for nine
It's all the same, the devil’s game, he’s on the pull tonight

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I can’t do this no more
"I’ve patiently waited" said Judas to John
He’s no king, he’s a pawn
I’ve seen he’s twisted, yeah, I’ve seen it all, oh no
He’s a feverish cold
Spreading disease to the feeble and old
As the dinner bell calls
I’ve seen he’s twisted, yeah, I’ve seen it all

[Chorus]
You are runts and you are plain
Hush now, don’t speak, don’t complain
Oh no, you’re a mean one Mr. Grinch
I will take my healing with a pinch

[Post-Chorus]
Write off my limbs, write off my brain
I'm a sinner, getting thinner, need no dinner with the saints
Oh no, I fucked it up again
So long to my demons, so long to my friends

[Bridge]
Three days it never seems enough
These days I wonder who to trust
Three days it never seems enough
These days I wonder who to trust
Three days it never seems enough
These days I wonder
Yeah I wonder
I wonder who to trust

[Chorus]
You are runts and you are plain
Hush now, don’t speak, don’t complain
Oh no, you’re a mean one Mr. Grinch
I will take my healing
My healing
My healing with a pinch

[Outro]
Three days it never seems enough
These days I wonder who to trust
Three days it never seems enough
These days I wonder who to trust