Girly

Well, I'm going to the hardware store
I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer
Girly, won't you pull these nails out of my heart?

And I'm going to the sporting goods store
I'm gonna buy you a really heavy baseball bat
Girly, won't you knock these thoughts out of my head?

Beat me 'til I'm black and blue and I'm hangin' by a thread
And I can get back up and we can do it all over again

I'm going to the liquor store
I'm gonna buy you a really big bottle
Girly, won't you pour some light into my life?

Then I'm going to the firearms store
I'm gonna buy you a really pretty handgun
Girly, won't you blows this mess out of my mind?
My, my, my, my mind

Beat me 'til I'm black and blue and I'm very nearly dead
Then I can get back up and we can do it all over again
Well, all over again
Well, all over again
Well, all over again, yeah, yeah

First verse is the same as the first

Well, I'm going to the hardware store
I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer
Girly, won't you pull these nails out of my heart?

Then I'm going to the sporting goods store
I'm gonna buy you the biggest damned Louisville Slugger they got down there, alright
But ? deliver it to your door and you know what to do with it, right?
Alright

Beat me 'til I'm black and blue and my body's bloody red
Then I can get back up and we can do it all over again
Well, all over again
All over again
Well, all over again, now