What Is a Juggalo?

[Samples]
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
But I can juggle, oh
Dead dirty carnies
I'm just a juggalin' juggla, juggalin'
Jugglas!
Jokero juggalo
Well, you know the Juggla
I'm the Jugga-lugga-locoro
Well, you know the Juggla
Dead dirty carnies, dead juggalos
The room of joker-o's
But I can juggle, oh, like you never thought you'd ever know
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
Juggla, J-ay-ay
Jugglas!
Now shut your ass up and let the Juggla sing

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second (Well?)
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets, winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a juggalo? He just don't care (Don't care)
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair
'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that
What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights with his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin' again. Fuck!
What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic (Tick tock)
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
*Crash* Oh!

[Chorus: Violent J]
(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo
(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

[Bridge]
Southwest? (We juggalos)
Down river? (We juggalos)
Jefferson? (We juggalos)
Fuckin' everybody (We juggalos)
I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck the out of here

[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo? A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before ([?])
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four
What is a jug- What the fuck? Connect-?
Man, that shit is whack!
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap, motherfucker
What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy (Bitch boy)
He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy (Rich boy)
Walks right in the house where you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, bloop!
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phony
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit
'Cause you're a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot
What is a juggalo? He's a graduate
He graduated from... *Cricket chirps* Well
At least, he got a job; he's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts, ha
What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him 'til they find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table (Oh my God!)

[Chorus: Violent J]
(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

[Bridge 2]
I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck the out of here
I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus: Violent J]
(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo
(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

[Outro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Detroit? (We juggalos)
(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Cleveland? (We juggalos)
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
St. Louis? (We juggalos)
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
Everybody? (We juggalos)
But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo
Everybody? (We juggalos)
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
Everybody? (We juggalos)
Ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
Fuckin' everybody? (We juggalos)
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
Everybody? (We juggalos)
I don't know. I don't know
(What is a juggalo?)